Ho ho ho!

[rysler.livejournal.com]

LiveJournal: rysler

E-mail: rysler at gmail

Things I'd like: Post-Atlantis Earth-based. No movie/Universe continuity. Let me be with my classic Atlantis, S4 or S5 flavored. Years in the future or the very next day. OR off-world at any time. Jennifer/Sam, John/Ronon, Ronon/Teyla, Jennifer/Teyla, or John/Rodney, team OT4, or gen. (listed in no particular order.) I love hurt/comfort. Whump. Angst. Violence and bleak despair. AKA unresolved sexual tension, amirite? I'm happy with plot or introspection or fire or disease or a lovely game of chess. (generic examples only! I totally got fire in 2007!) Humor. Romps. Any rating is good for me.

Things I wouldn't like: No pregnancy, babies, kids (Teyla's is fine), marriages, magical body modification, or Carson. Not a huge fan of minor characters. Hence isolating my heroes off on other worlds.

What I can do: I can do anything.

What I can't do: There's nothing I can't do.

Pinch hitter?: Yes.

Yay!!!!

[chokolattejedi.livejournal.com]

LiveJournal: ChokolatteJedi

E-mail: ChokolatteJedi@gmail.com

Things I'd like:
-- McKay, Sheppard, McShep: snarking, hurt/comfort, Rodney and Zelenka fighting, John being laconic and smart and saving the day, Rodney freaking out and saving everyone at the last second, John getting himself/everyone else into trouble with his uber gene, Doppleganger!John
-- Teamfic, OT4: Snarking, hurt/comfort, Teyla and Ronon kicking ass, Teyla being serene and motherly to the others and saving their lives, Ronon being stoic and strong but secretly having a sense of humor, Ford being geeky and adorable and not being allowed to name things, the team going out on a typical mission and then getting horribly hurt/captured/forced to have sex in some tribal ritual/almost blown up/etc, the team coming back to Atlantis with post-mission-related problems (turned into children, body swapped, bound to each other, quarantined with some native flu, pick your cliché)
-- Other: Any combination of Keller/Elizabeth/Teyla, Lorne being cute and competent and snarking at Rodney, any character spending any time in the infirmary with either Carson or Keller, cameos by Jeanie and other family members
-- Warnings: I am fine with anything from heavy angst to chara death, BDSM, h/c, various kinks, dub-con, permanent damage, plausible m-preg, any rating. Plausible SG-1 cameos (Jack/Daniel, Sam, or Teal'c) are fine.

Things I wouldn't like: Anything from season 5! I haven’t seen it yet, so please no S5 spoilers! I'd prefer a plot over a pwp. No watersports, no non-con, no het that isn't part of a 3- or 4- some, no cheating, no chara bashing, NO Cameron or Vala.

What I can do: Basically everything in the 'stuff I want' section. Though I prefer McShep, and teamfic, I can do any slash combo of Sheppard, McKay, Lorne, Ronon, Carson, Ford, and any femslash combination of Elizabeth, Cadman, Teyla, Keller, and Sam. Any threesome of the above also doable. Au/Replicator/Doppleganger versions of the charas are fine too, and yes I can pair charas with themselves (Dopple!John/John, RepliKeller/Keller, etc). I prefer to write plotty or domestic bliss scenes, rather that hardcore PWPs. Angst, chara death, H/C are all fine, and so are happy endings or angsty ones.

What I can't do: Anything from season 5 as I haven’t seen it yet! PWP. No watersports, no non-con, no het that isn't part of a 3- or 4- some, no cheating, no chara bashing, no SG1 Crossovers.

Pinch hitter?: Yes

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

[silkensky.livejournal.com]

LiveJournal: silkensky

E-mail: silkensky@gmail.com

Things I'd like: Slash please. I have a particular fondness for Ronon/Rodney, but I'll be satisfied with pretty much any combination of John, Ronon, Rodney, and Lorne. I am also a big believer in 'the more, the merrier'. >_> I'm so easy to please. Nothing fancy needed, no esoteric or strangely vague stories, and I like all those plain old, straight up cliches the best. First time, h/c, pining/oblivious, virgin, etc. No (or at least limited) angst. :) I also have no problem with mild bondage, or spanking, but that's as far as it goes. AU is okay, too.

Things I wouldn't like: Het, character death, bdsm, mpreg, betrayal, cheating

What I can do: slash only. I can't think of any main male characters that I'd have a problem writing... I've also been told that I write rather good smut, so... do with that as you will. I can also handle AUs.

What I can't do: No het. No mpreg, bdsm, serious angst or character death.

Pinch hitter?: Yup.

*glee*

I'm probably the minority here...

[juri-anne.livejournal.com]

LiveJournal: juri_anne

E-mail: seattle [dot] lester [at] gmail [dot] com

Things I'd like: Pairings either Carson/Rodney, Carson/Rodney/Teyla, Carson/Rodney/Ronon, or Carson/Rodney/Ronon/Teyla. Either fluff, angst, comedy, or drama {jealousy is good} will be nice {or any combo thereof}. I really would like a plot in the story. UST and First Time preferred, H/C is fine. Mpreg welcome with open arms. Het, Slash, Threesome or Moresome. On or off Atlantis, past or future, doesn't matter. Episode Sunday never existed. If Weir is still around, more kudos to you. If Atlantis gets cut off from Earth or if its an AU where Atlantis never did get back in contact with Earth, it would be fantastic. Zombies somehow worked in are a plus, but not a requirement. :D Happy Endings Only, please.

Things I wouldn't like: I do not want Shepperd or Keller romantically linked to ANY of the four listed above. Not even in the past or unrequited. When I say no, I mean no. If they aren't mentioned, it would be even better. However, they're allowed to be in the story if necessary, just no romance. Even though I don't want them there, do not kill them off or bash them in anyway. I do not want pure smut {a little is fine}, non-con, deathfic, or Gen. Absolutely no crossovers.

What I can do: I will work with the characters that I mentioned above {Ronon, Teyla, Carson, & Rodney} as well as Weir, Zelenka, or a majority of the secondary characters {Heightmeyer, Cadman, Lorne, Kavanagh, etc}. Katie Brown with Cadman only, but Cadman with other people is fine. Slash, femmeslash, het, or gen is fine by me. Mpreg, kidfic, and anything else I've mentioned that I want.

What I can't do: I will not write Sheppard, Keller, smut, crossovers, or deathfic. No Sheppard in any way, shape, or form.

Pinch hitter?: Sorry, but no. I'm hoping just to get this fic done!

Dreaming of a Dark!fic Christmas

[enviropony.livejournal.com]

LiveJournal: enviropony

E-mail: enviropony at gmail

Things I'd like: McKay/Sheppard slash, dark or angsty, where they're both cracked, warped or disturbed in some way and are not only lovers but partners in crime, and/or each other's stabilizing influence. Alternately, one is messed up and the other covers for him, controls him, and/or helps get whatever fix he needs. Murder, torture, fistfights, sword fights and explosions much welcome. Supporting characters can be "normal," or likewise disturbed, but must be a canon race/species. Would love to see supporting characters covering up the McShep madness. Prefer Atlantis as the setting, but anything will work, including AU. Can be a Firefly, Highlander, Farscape, SG-1 or Due South crossover. I'd love to see any of these other characters: Teyla, Ronon, Lorne, Radek, Miko, Kanaan, Cadman, Teldy, Carson (original or clone), Keller, Chuck, Caldwell, Carter, Ellis or Elizabeth. Wouldn't mind a Season One setting with Grodin, Bates or Ford, either. Bonus points if you can do a city-based AU with Grodin AND Lorne. Sentient!Atlantis would win much kudos. Any secondary pairings that suits you, or none. "Happy," angsty, or cliffhanger ending. Sex scenes if you wish, but not at all necessary. If there is sex, bondage, S&M, knifeplay, bloodplay or fireplay would be welcome.

Things I wouldn't like: Death of any character mentioned above (especially Grodin), het as the main pairing, any squicky sex other than that mentioned above, or D/s. No gratuitous sex (must advance the plot/character development). No depiction of underage sex or any sort of rape (mention/vague discussion is okay), absolutely no animal cruelty, abuse or neglect, no child abuse or neglect (mention/vague discussion is okay). No supernatural characters. No pregnancy of any sort. Drugs as the primary cause of the crazy wouldn't be any fun, though they can be present for any other reason.

What I can do: Slash, femmeslash, poly, gen, and main pairing het of these pairings only: Teyla/McKay, Teyla/Lorne, Teyla/Bates, Carter/McKay, Carter/O'Neill, Cadman/McKay, Larrin/McKay. I can do background/secondary het for just about anybody. The characters I'm best with are Rodney, Ronon, Teyla, John, Lorne, and Radek, but I will gladly try Kanaan, Cadman, Carter, Miko, Peter Grodin or Bates. I can do Elizabeth, Carson and Caldwell as secondary characters, but don't do them justice as primary ones. Crossovers with Highlander, Firefly, Farscape, or SG1. AUs and alternate settings, transformation, kid!fic. I would love to write dark!fic this year.

What I can't do: I can't really do NC-17 well, especially het or squick. No animal or child cruelty, abuse or neglect. No graphic depictions of rape or underage sex. I'd rather not have to ship Rodney with anyone except his team, Lorne, Grodin, Cadman, Carter, or Larrin. I'm no good at pairing John with anyone other than Rodney. I'm not familiar with most of Season 5, so can't really do stories based on it. Can't do supernatural characters, unless it's (and this is just stupidly specific) the vampires from Forever Knight. Um, and no pregnancy of any kind.

Pinch hitter?: Yes, assuming I've made sufficient progress on my own fic.