Stargate Atlantis Secret Santa 2012

Title: Discovery
Author: heeroluva
Recipient: admiralandrea
Pairing: Carson/John/Radek
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine
Author's Notes: This is pretty much just porn. Contains: medical kink, enemas, scarification, fisting
Summary: It was all Ronon's fault.

( Discovery )

Title: Untimely Discovery
Author: heeroluva
Recipient: kimberlite
Pairing: John/Ronon/Mitchell/Lorne
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own them or make any money from them.
Author's Notes: This contains noncon of the AMTDI variety and the aftermath.
Summary: An encounter with slavers brings a humiliating discovery for John.

( Untimely Discovery )

Title: Black Sapphire
Author: dingochow
Recipient: x_post_facto
Pairing: Rodney/Radek, Rodney/John UST, Rodney/Radek/John
Rating: NC-17. Like rather a lot, really. Eventually.
Disclaimer: The following story is a work of fiction, meant solely for entertainment purposes. The characters and their common background are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, Gekko Productions, the Sci-Fi Channel and possibly other very important people and companies. No copyright infringement is intended.

Author's Notes: x_post_facto wanted a romantic comedy with the requisite misunderstandings, UST and happy ending and at least a few of the tropes off a very lively list. The result is perhaps more romance than comedy, though I hope it has some funny moments. Happy winter holiday, x! This started out as a story about Rodney, and turned into a story about John. Stories are strange that way. And while this is definitely set in the SGA native universe, no attempt whatsoever is made to adhere more than vaguely to canon. Consider this part of a sixth or seventh season of an alternate series.

Warnings: mild dom/sub themes, dirty talk, voyeurism and exhibitionism, toys Summary: Years in the closet may have blunted John's normally catlike reflexes, at least when it comes to matters of the heart (or at least the libido). How else did he manage to lose the bedroom initiative to ... Radek Zelenka?

( Black Sapphire )

Title: Options
Author: shaddyr
Recipient: nakatas_cat
Pairing:McShep
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine, never was; if the boys belonged to me, they would still be on TV.
Author's Notes: some of the things she requested were:

Slash please, rating doesn't matter (but R or NC17 would be nice); McShep; happy ending; first time story; Could be romance; Love plotty fics, especially if they also focus on the team dynamic.
- I also have a strong craving for a John/Rodney/femalefromEarth story (seems to be pretty rare), first-time (if possible for all three) with the woman not knowing about stargates,

I tried really hard to incorporate all of the above into your present. It was a real stretch for me writing a female OC, and I hope that you like it.

Summary: "Don't you guys have the slightest awareness of how you are pretty much constantly in each other's orbits?"

( Options )

Title: Home From the Sea
Author: rabidfan
Recipient: busaikko
Pairing: Teyla/Kanaan/Sheppard
Rating: Barely PG-13…because of subject matter not because of any fun stuff!
Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate or any of its characters. This is a work of fiction for the entertainment of the recipient. No harm or profit was intended or made.

Summary: Every sailor needs a safe harbor to come home to.

( Home From the Sea )

Title: Earthside
Author: penknife
Recipient: gaffsie
Pairing: John/Ronon (with hints at John/Ronon/Teyla)
Rating: PG
Word count: ~4800
Disclaimer: Not mine; don't sue.
Summary: In which John and Ronon are temporarily assigned to the SGC, and experiment with life on a weird planet.

( Earthside )

Title: Reaffirming Life
Author: kimberlite
Recipient: trillingstar, who wanted John Sheppard (don't we all?) and Teyla/Lorne.
Pairing: Teyla/Lorne, Teyla/Lorne/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~3,000
Disclaimer: SGA does not belong to me, I'm just having fun.
Author's Notes: Takes place around Coup D'etat, so a couple lines of dialogue are from the episode. Thanks, as always, to splix for encouragement and beta.
Summary: Seize the day.

( Reaffirming Life )

Title: A Moment Out of Time
Author: skinscript
Recipient: alyse (Because, how can one of our mods NOT get a story for Christmas??)
Pairing: McKay / Sheppard / Weir
Words: 1000
Warnings: None I can think of
Spoilers: First Strike, Adrift, Lifeline
Summary: As Elizabeth gets dressed, she gets to have a moment with Rodney and John.

A/N: So, in Lifeline, there is *sort* of enough time for this to happen, if you don't examine the timeline toooo closely. The prompt comes from Alyse's prompts from 2004 and 2005

( Elizabeth closed her eyes as the door to her quarters slid shut behind her. )

Title: All the Hot Teams are Doing it
Author: -- whizzy
Recipient: -- telesilla
Pairing: -- OT4
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes:
Summary: They must have thought John's blank expression was some sort of clever ruse. Mitchell leaned in close and wheedled, "You can tell us... Let's go, off the record. What's the craziest shit you've done offworld?"

It was probably a toss-up between rescuing bar patrons from Ronon in a drunken brawl, or rescuing McKay from the jealous husband of the buxom blonde he'd tried to hit on. But a minor altercation wasn't going to win a pissing contest with SG-1, so John said airily, "Well, there was that orgy on M4R-984..."

Mitchell snorted. "What, that's it? No, I'm talking the really weird shit."

( All The Hot Teams Are Doing It )

Title: Silent Intruders
Author: penguin13tcj
Pairing: Carson /Rodney Lorne/Zelenka /Chuck
Rating: PG for mature themes, mostly implied
Recipient: flubber2kool
Spoilers: none
Summary: Dreams are windows to the soul…but the soul of what? When something goes wrong in Atlantis, can the whole Team figure it out in time?

Action, angst, H/C, drama, friendship, relationship and more: a surprise discovery just for you!

Notes: This is my very first story EVER- please bear that in mind esp. all the spelling and grammar mistakes and I tried to give you as much as I could that you asked for! All mistakes are mine, everything is made up, I own nothing or no one, Happy Holidays !

Many, many thanks to goddess47 for the beta at the very last minute! All remaining mistakes are mine.

Part One

( Silent Intruders, Part 2 )