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Things I Would Like: My must haves are Rodney and a happy ending. Everything else is optional.

In order of preference, my favorite pairings are McKay/Sheppard, McKay/Sheppard/various, Rodney/other slash and Rodney/other het.

Optional things, any of which would be cool to have, but by no means mandatory: Crack of any kind (AUs, crossovers, aliens-made-them-do-it, amnesia, superpowers, etc.), Dom/sub kink, hurt/comfort, witty banter, first time fic, smart!John, and did I mention Rodney McKay? ;>

Things I Wouldn't Like: Genderswitching Rodney to get femmeslash. Just, no. Pregnancy fic, male or otherwise. Out-of-character behavior that isn't explained by a plot device.

Things I Can Write: McKay, Sheppard, Teyla, Ronon, Beckett, Zelenka or any combination thereof. My specialty is crackfic and (::blushes::) fluff.

Things I Can't Write: Femmeslash. Female protagonist. Anything profound. I would have difficulty writing a fic that did not involve Rodney.

Pinch Hitter: I don't know how *good* the story would be, but yes.