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Things I'd like: Hot, messy, nasty Lorne/Zelenka - the kind that can really only be labeled pr0n - there's almost none of it out there, and I'd love one as hot as the hottest McShep. I'm also a fan of Beckett/Lorne - there's so little of this one that *anything* pairing them up together is welcome. If either of those is out of reach, I do confess to liking McShep (just a little *g*), and I would certainly not object if that's what I'm given....
Things I wouldn't like: I don't like stories where John or Rodney wind up with someone else; I'm pretty sure it goes without saying that death stories are a no-go during the holidays. I like kink, but some things squick me pretty hard - I do not want to see blood play, scat, incest or necrophilia.
What I can do: I prefer to write slash only (including femslash), but I will write team!fic and Beckett/Teyla, as well as Ronon/Teyla. I'd rather not write John or Rodney with anyone either than each other (or the rest of the team), but I'm pretty flexible about slashing everyone else.
What I can't do: I can't seem to wrap my head around Parrish enough to write him, and I haven't had any luck writing Ford, either. I really don't like Weir/Sheppard, so that's a no-go as well. I don't write death!fic.
Pinch hitter?: only if I've finished mine early