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Title: Out of the Kingdom
Author: [livejournal.com profile] moonlettuce
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Recipient: [livejournal.com profile] diluvian
Spoilers: Rising
Summary: "So, maybe I should have gone with the blowjob offer, first?"

Out of the Kingdom

Atlantis. The name almost danced in front of him. The entire thought had teased him for months; offering hints and sly glances like a virgin who doesn't know what they want.

I exist.

I want you to find me.

I'll offer you everything if you can only unlock my secrets.

He'd been close; Rodney knew that. All he'd needed was a few more weeks, another piece of the puzzle. All he'd needed was for Carson to sit in the damn chair and let Rodney touch and see and discover. All he'd needed was Carson to get over his stupid fear of a gene Rodney would kill to have. The key to all that knowledge, and it was given to a Scotsman who wouldn't even try to use it.

Rodney glanced down at the piece of Ancient technology in his hands. Smooth and curved and he didn't have a clue what it was for. He could be holding a small tactical nuclear device, or the Ancient equivalent of Ben-Wa balls. The fact that he didn't know taunted him. The fact that someone somewhere had seen fit to neglect to give him the damn ATA gene taunted him. It taunted him in the shape of Miko Kusanagi. It taunted him in the shape of Carson Beckett. And now it taunted him in the shape of John Sheppard.

I just sat down.

It taunted him in the shape of a flyboy who hadn't even heard of the Stargate until about six hours ago.

Rodney closed his eyes, envisioning the map brought to life by Major Sheppard, hazel eyes glinting green, wide and surprised as the universe appeared at his command.

Did I do that?

It wasn't until he heard the soft cough that Rodney opened his eyes and looked up.

"Am I interrupting?" Elizabeth asked, amused smile on her face as she walked further into the room.

Rodney looked at her, fingers running over the smooth indentations on the sphere he was holding. "What can I do for you, Elizabeth?" he asked, ignoring the smile playing on her lips.

"I was just wondering how it's going with the choice of scientists for the expedition?" She sat on one of the stools around the bench, motioning to the stack of folders sitting there.

Rodney pointed to one of the piles. "They are the ones I want. They are the ones I don't." He indicated the second pile.

"And those?" Elizabeth asked, nodding towards a third, much smaller pile of folders.

"They're the ones I don't want, but think they should go anyway." He picked up the folders and added them to the 'yes' pile.

Elizabeth frowned slightly. "I thought you said you didn't want them."

"I don't," Rodney admitted. "But I'm not going to let my personal dislikes affect the choices for the best people for the job."

She reached out and picked up the top folder, teasing an edge with a nail. "I don't know if Major Sheppard is going to agree to come with us," she said carefully.

"What?" He had to. John Sheppard had the strongest occurrence of the gene Rodney had seen. Just thinking of what that man would be able to do if he got his hands on some of the things in Rodney's lab made Rodney want to handcuff him to the bench and never let him go. "He has to."

Elizabeth nodded. "I know," she answered. "We'll need him if this expedition is going to have the best chance of succeeding. But we can't exactly force him to go."

Of course they could. He was sure Carson could get chloroform from somewhere. And it wasn't as if they couldn't slide another crate marked 'scientific equipment' onto the manifest.

"Rodney," Elizabeth said carefully, as though she knew what he was thinking. "It has to be Major Sheppard's choice."

Rodney waved a hand at her. "Of course. I'm hardly about to knock him unconscious and stuff him in a crate!" he objected, as though that hadn't been the exact thought running through his mind.

Elizabeth looked at him for long moments before finally nodding. Standing, she picked up the pile of 'yes' folders. "The final request for equipment has to be in by 0900 tomorrow."

"I'll double check we have everything we need," Rodney assured her as she left.

Five minutes after Elizabeth had left the lab, Rodney glanced at his watch. If he was right, the mess should still be serving lunch. Quickly shutting down his computer, he stood and left the lab.

*

Rodney was waylaid on his way to the mess by the sight of Major Sheppard walking down one of the other corridors. Quickly altering his course, Rodney glanced around. Perfect, he thought, ignoring Sheppard's startled complaint as Rodney grabbed his arm and dragged him into one of the supply closets.

"What the hell?" Sheppard demanded, as Rodney flicked on the light, revealing them to be surrounded by boxes all bearing the Atlantis Expedition logo. "Dr McKay?"

"Elizabeth tells me you're thinking about not coming. Are you totally stupid?"

Sheppard looked at him, confused look passing across his face before it was chased away by annoyance. "It's a pretty big decision, you know!"

"Really? Good god, I hadn't realised that!" Rodney started to pace in the small space. "Yes, it's a big decision. It's also the most unique chance you will ever have. Think about it, Major. You can either come with us on the singular most important expedition in the history of human and scientific advancement, or you can stay here and be a military monkey for the rest of your life." Rodney rounded on Sheppard, pointing a finger at him. "You don't look like a moron, Major. Don't disappoint me."

Sheppard blinked at him. "You know, most people have been going for the opportunity of a lifetime speech. Maybe they thought it would work better than the insult me until I agree line."

"Well, it was either that or offer you blowjobs each night we're there, and I figured your manly heterosexuality might get offended by the second option."

Sheppard just looked at him and Rodney wasn't sure whether the slight flush covering the other man's face was a trick of the light or just his imagination. Sheppard shifted and Rodney's eyes flicked downwards, drawn to the bulge in the BDUs that definitely wasn't a figment of his mind.

"So, maybe I should have gone with the blowjob offer, first?" Rodney said lightly.

Sheppard's breath quickened slightly.

Reaching out and locking the door, Rodney turned to look at the Major. Keeping his gaze fixed on Sheppard's, Rodney walked forward, closing the distance between them. "Now's the time to say no."

Sheppard didn't answer.

Sliding to his knees -- and did the floors in these supply closets have to be so damn *hard* -- Rodney's fingers reached out, deftly undoing Sheppard's BDUs, the hard cock straining behind them immediately escaping the confines of the fabric. Tilting his head slightly, Rodney licked the length of Sheppard's cock, dipping his tongue into the indentation at the head, gently sucking at the liquid gathered there.

Rodney felt Sheppard's fingers tangle in his hair and pull him closer; soft gasps dropping from Sheppard's lips with each lick of Rodney's tongue. His legs shifting, Sheppard softly thrust into Rodney's mouth, matching the rhythm of Rodney's bobbing head.

Holding onto Shepard's thighs, Rodney swirled his tongue around the head of the cock in his mouth and relaxed his throat as he moved to take Sheppard in deeper. Moving a hand from one of Sheppard's thighs, Rodney rolled the Major's balls in his fingers.

"Oh jesus!" The fingers in his hair tightened their grip painfully, and Rodney grimaced, smacking Sheppard's thigh with the hand still there.

"Sorry." The muttered apology accompanied the loosened grip on his scalp.

Focussing his attentions on the head of Sheppard's cock, Rodney bit down lightly, smirking when his instinct paid off and Sheppard came, bitter come spurting into Rodney's mouth. Swallowing because there wasn't a sink in the supply closet and he didn't fancy asking a passing airman for a handkerchief to wipe Major Sheppard's come up off the floor, Rodney moved back and let the softening cock slip from between his lips.

Looking up, Rodney grinned at the stunned look on Sheppard's face. "And that's what you can look forward to if you join the expedition," Rodney said, as he pushed himself to his feet, sure his knees hadn't cracked like that the last time he'd done that and wondering how far away from the Infirmary they were.

"And if I don't go?" Sheppard asked, tucking himself back into his BDUs.

Rodney looked at him in amazement. "Are you kidding? I've been told I suck cock like a pro!" Who the hell was John Sheppard to turn down the kind of blowjobs kings had abdicated for?

Sheppard shifted slightly. "Well -- I mean, you do, but it's still a big decision."

Closing the distance between them in two easy strides, Rodney pointed at Sheppard. "Chance of a lifetime, and your cock down my throat every night. What's to say no to?"

Sheppard grinned at him. "Got to admit, that's a better argument than the one both Dr. Weir and General O'Neill put to me."

"So it's settled then. I'll tell Elizabeth to add your name to the manifest." Never let it be said that Rodney McKay didn't get what he wanted.

"One thing, though." Sheppard's hand reached out, fingers curling around Rodney's arm as he turned away.

"Yes?"

"I'd feel kind of guilty just lying back and taking all the time," Sheppard said. "So, we'd better make this a reciprocal arrangement."

"Reciprocal?" And, dear god, he really did lose brain cells each time an attractive major smiled at him.

"Yeah. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays you can do me. Tuesdays, Thursday and Saturdays I can do you." The heat from Sheppard's fingers burned its way through Rodney's jacket a little more with each word.

"And, ignoring the assumptions that the planet we're gating to will work on a seven day week, what about Sundays? Or is that the day of rest?" Because Rodney had a feeling they'd need one.

"Oh no," Sheppard's grin widened as he leaned forward, hot breath ghosting over Rodney's cheek. "That's the day we do each other."

End.

Date: 2005-12-27 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fluffyllama.livejournal.com
Mmm, lovely smut. I'd be perfectly happy to believe they made that arrangement. Let's just call it canon and shoot anyone who argues, 'kay? ;-)

Date: 2005-12-30 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sethoz.livejournal.com
Could we put bunnies in the cannon? Then we shoot out bunnies, infecting the bad people who are silly. That way they will understand our point of view.

*blinks innocently*

Date: 2005-12-27 11:04 pm (UTC)
ext_1175: (Boa by tallihensia)
From: [identity profile] lamardeuse.livejournal.com
LOL! I like this idea much better than the coin toss. :)

Date: 2005-12-27 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcalex22.livejournal.com
Oh my, what a delightful read for the morning!

Haha, I love Rodney all bossy and bristled... he can be so demanding and yet cute! And I'm glad John reciprocated. Also the beginning echoed what I thought would be Rodney's thoughts. The first time I saw Rising I have to admit that's exactly what I got the impression Rodney was thinking about!

This was also back when John wore those loose flyboy pants, oh boy wouldn't his buldge have shown.

:XD Great story.

Date: 2005-12-27 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] margueritem.livejournal.com
Hee!

That's definitely the reason John went on the expedition. *nods*

Date: 2005-12-28 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tikiaceae.livejournal.com
"Oh no," Sheppard's grin widened as he leaned forward, hot breath ghosting over Rodney's cheek. "That's the day we do each other."

Of course it is. *snerk*

Date: 2005-12-28 12:30 am (UTC)
fairestcat: Dreadful the cat (Rodney Queen Bitch 1)
From: [personal profile] fairestcat
Oooh yes, I like this. I love Antarctica John/Rodney and this is snarky and hot and just so Rodney.

Date: 2005-12-28 01:10 am (UTC)
amalthia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] amalthia
rofl I loved this to story! the last line was great.

Date: 2005-12-28 01:13 am (UTC)
ext_841: (mensa)
From: [identity profile] cathexys.livejournal.com
that was wonderful; rude rodney, bemused john, and already snarky with each other! and i adore pre-atlantis fic, so that was an added bonus. (as was the last line :-)

thank you!

Date: 2005-12-28 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] porntestpilot.livejournal.com
"So, maybe I should have gone with the blowjob offer, first?" Rodney said lightly.

I think that is usually how things get done...and they definitely have that agreement.

Date: 2005-12-28 09:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyagnew.livejournal.com
I love you forever for this one line: Rodney looked at him in amazement. "Are you kidding? I've been told I suck cock like a pro!"

I mean it: FOREVER! (HEE!)

Date: 2005-12-28 11:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ship-recs.livejournal.com
ooh, I love this. Rodney can be so persuasive.

Date: 2005-12-28 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mandysbitch.livejournal.com
Ah ha ha! But of course this is how it happened! Coin toss, my arse!

Ah, too cute. *g*

Date: 2005-12-30 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fred-god-of.livejournal.com
I love your icon

Date: 2005-12-28 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diluvian.livejournal.com
Bweeeee! ::HAPPY::

Love this, with all the Rodney!voice -- personal dislikes not dictating choices, the kidnapping scheme, the supply closet floor being hard, "Are you kidding?" -- and Sheppard with the reciprocity...

YAY! Thank you!

Date: 2005-12-28 06:49 pm (UTC)
tarlanx: Wen Kexing holding fan with text FAN (McShep Handporn)
From: [personal profile] tarlanx
Oh, this was fun! I adore pre-Atlantis fics :-)

Date: 2005-12-28 11:09 pm (UTC)
wychwood: chess queen against a runestone (Default)
From: [personal profile] wychwood
Hehehe. Funny :)

Date: 2005-12-29 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lillyjk.livejournal.com
*g* and ya know, I can totally see Rodney making that offer and then being suprised as hell when John takes him up on it...

Date: 2005-12-30 07:33 am (UTC)
ext_60705: (SGA: John (trinity - inspect))
From: [identity profile] kaesaria.livejournal.com
Heeee! *Much* better than a coin toss. ;)

Date: 2005-12-30 09:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bibliokat.livejournal.com
That is *exactly* how it happened. Because really, John knows when he's being offered a good deal, he's not that stupid.

Date: 2005-12-30 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foxsyd.livejournal.com
Heee! I liked this! Very good Rodney voice!

Date: 2005-12-30 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] temaris.livejournal.com
*g* Now, why couldn't they have just *told* us this instead of pretending he flipped a coin?

I wonder if Rodney ended up making a spreadsheet to keep track of where they were on the switching off. Because they'd never manage to keep it down to one non-reciprocal BJ a night. And would fucking count? Hmm. Clearly, you need to write more.

Date: 2005-12-30 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sethoz.livejournal.com
Mmmmmm, oh yes, very nice indeed!

This is clearly what really happened. :D

Date: 2005-12-31 08:39 am (UTC)
zoerayne: (sga)
From: [personal profile] zoerayne
Why couldn't they have filmed this for Rising? Rodney makes a far more persuasive argument than Jack does, I think. Unless, of course, Jack offered sexual favors and we just didn't see it, but somehow I don't think that's the case. Daniel would've had a fit, for one thing. *g*

Date: 2006-01-02 02:29 pm (UTC)
ext_979: (sheppard)
From: [identity profile] saba1789.livejournal.com
OMG, that was very very hot! I approve. *g* Thanks for writing and sharing this :-) .

Date: 2006-01-02 11:10 pm (UTC)
ext_1637: (john rodney AMTDI by newkidfan)
From: [identity profile] wickedwords.livejournal.com
Hee! That was a great reason for John to join the expedition.

Date: 2006-01-02 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burntcopper.livejournal.com
:swallows: ... I'll be in my bunk. :flees:

Date: 2006-01-06 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] libra-traveller.livejournal.com
See, this is why I love this fandom. The truth comes out and its really smutty. Sigh, me thinks I'm in love. That is the best argument ever.

Date: 2006-01-12 03:33 am (UTC)
ext_1843: (johnsga)
From: [identity profile] cereta.livejournal.com
It's certainly a persuasive argument ;).

Date: 2006-03-20 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strifechaos.livejournal.com
Ok I think it’s unanimous, this is what happened. *grins*

Hilarious story. Hee, loved Rodney's shocked complaint about him being able to suck cock like a pro. His wounded pride overcoming his better judgment, but this is Dr. Rodney McKay we're talking about here. *grins*

Loved the story, very cute and hot. Mmm. Very hot. You've got McKay down wonderfully in this story. He’s very believable. John makes me giggle. His blushing reaction to Rodney's bluster cracks me up. Looking forward to seeing more of your work in the future. *grins* *glomps* *waves*

Date: 2006-03-27 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flosspyromaniac.livejournal.com
Oh, very nice smut... is there more?

Date: 2006-12-13 12:51 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Loved Rodney's plan to get John to agree to go on the expedition. It's a much better idea than his coin flipping :). Very hot and I loved that John may have been rendered speechless by Rodney's suggestion, but he got his own back at the end :).

Laura.

Date: 2008-07-19 07:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imisspadfoot21.livejournal.com
OMG! This is awesome!

Of course Rodney gets what he wants! Love their plans for the weekly schedule.

Thank you!!

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