So at first I said, Naaahhhh....

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... and then I decided to do this and the Highlander exchange. Not sure what I am thinking.

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Things I'd like: Well, there are two options. 1) Dark!fic Christmas Round Three (check out last year's post for details -->http://sga-santa.livejournal.com/282460.html) or 2) Horse fic... But see, there's a caveat - I used to work with horses professionally, so I am thrown out of an inaccurate horse fic really easily. Ask Auburn about my absurd level of nitpick. You could, of course, make it fantasy equid fic (unicorns, pegasi) and therefore avoid that pitfall. Or do zebras... I don't know anything about those. If you choose to accept this totally unfair and snobby challenge, I prefer eventing, dressage and driving to any other discipline, or it could be a horse rescue or equine-assisted therapy setting. No cowboy fic. McShep, Teyla/Rodney, Rodney/Peter Grodin, or Rodney gen. Cats welcome. And dogs. Bonus points for sled dogs, which you can be totally inaccurate about because it's been years since I followed the Iditarod. :-p Falconry, too, although I am still somewhat versed in the basics of that. *shrug* Happy endings. Crossovers with Highlander, SG1, Harry Potter, Firefly, or due South very welcome. I guess mostly this one condenses to: Rodney-centric happy ending animal fic. :-) Just go with that.

Things I wouldn't like: No major character death (especially Grodin, Ford or Bates), het (other than Teyla/Rodney) as the main pairing, any squicky sex play (other than that mentioned in the link above), and no D/s. No depiction of underage sex or any sort of rape, no child cruelty, abuse or neglect. No supernatural characters. No pregnancy. Absolutely no animal death, cruelty, abuse, neglect or injury. No Kolya.

What I can do: Slash, femmeslash, poly, gen, and main pairing het of these pairings only: Teyla/McKay, Teyla/Lorne, Teyla/Bates. I can do background/secondary het for just about anybody. The characters I'm best with are Rodney, John, Ronon, Teyla, Lorne, and Radek, but I will gladly write Parrish, Cadman, Carter, Miko, Peter Grodin, Ford or Bates. I can do Elizabeth and Carson as secondary characters, but don't do them justice as primary ones. Crossovers with Highlander, Harry Potter, due South, Forever Knight, or SG1. AUs and alternate settings, transformation, kid!fic.

What I can't do: I really can't do NC-17. No animal or child cruelty, abuse or neglect. No rape or underage sex. I'd rather not have to ship Rodney with anyone except his team, Lorne, or Grodin, or John with anyone when Rodney's alone. I'm not familiar with most of Season 5, so can't really do stories based on it. Can't do supernatural characters, unless it's (and this is just stupidly specific) the vampires from Forever Knight. No Kolya or Michael fics. Um, and no pregnancy of any kind.

Pinch hitter?: maybe