Still not too late, I hope...

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Things I'd like: Ronon/Carson or Lorne/Zelenka, maybe with some McShep in the background. I like the themes of loyalty and protectiveness. For Ronon and Carson I'd like something more intense, maybe dramatic, maybe dealing with Carson's death and clon!Carson's appearance. Preferably R to NC-17, but not PWP. For Lorne/Zelenka I'd prefer something lighter, more romantic, PG to NC-17.
For any of the pairings I want definite plot. Missions, city crises, anything to show that the outside world actually exists, and the characters interact with it. If the plot was woven into canon it would be absolutely wonderful (for example, Ronon and Carson's relationship starting after Sateda). Also I'd like it to be a first time.
Things I wouldn't like: PWP, AU and alternative realities (including Vegas-verse), crossovers (except SG-1), character deaths (except minor characters, OCs and, of course, canon deaths), bad endings, too much sap and/or fluff, overly dark, non-con, heavy BDSM, the characters behaving like teen girls, factual mistakes (like Radek speaking "Czechoslovakian"). And no het, please. The most I can tolerate is mentions of Kaleb/Jeannie and Kanaan/Teyla.
What I can do: Any slash or femslash combinations of Sheppard, McKay, Ronon, Carson, Lorne, Zelenka, Ford, Todd, Teyla, Weir, Carter, Cadman, Keller, Heightmeyer, and any 'guest-appearances' of SG-1. I don't mind gen, too.
UPD: Erm, it is too late to add that I would be happy to try some rare femslash? ^^"
What I can't do: Het. Also PWP, overly dark fics (not that I really mind dark, I'm just horrible at it), AU and crossovers (except SG-1). Also I'm not a native English speaker, so I might not know a lot of slang and pop culture.
Pinch hitter?: If I'm ahead of schedule with both SGA Secret Santa and Gabriel Big Bang...