is it really that time of year again?

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Things I'd like: John/Lorne (preferred ship), but I also love John/Rodney, John/Teyla, Gen (John-centric, Lorne-centric). I love dark fics, not unrelenting misery and pain and suffering, but the psychological kind of dark fic. And stories where Atlantis declares its independance (especially something post season 5). But I'm not objectionable to snap shots or slice of life stories, lazy mornings, etc. Something with some kind of plot or point would be major awesome! 
Things I wouldn't like: Anything but the above pairings (because reading anything else requires me to be in a certain mind frame and I cannot guarantee I'll be in the mind space). PWPs. Constant unrelenting misery and pain and suffering. 

What I can do: I can write John/Lorne, John/Rodney without porblems. Gen fic (John-centric, Lorne-centric) as well. I'll even write a PWP if that's what someone wants. Any rating (G-NC17)
What I can't do: Anything but the above mentioned pairings (because my grasp on other voices isn't as solid as I would like). Rape fic, dub-con, constant unrelenting misery and pain and suffering.
Pinch hitter?: No. Retail in the holiday season forbids me.