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darsyniaE-mail: tigress (at) treellama (dot) org
Things I'd like: RODNEY! Primarily, I would like McShep, but I am okay with Jennifer/Rodney or (*shakes fist at
eleveninches*) Sheppard/Woolsey. As for storylines, I absolutely, utterly, completely LOVE 'Alien/Ancient device goes wonky, hi-jinx ensue.' ESPECIALLY if they're sexual hi-jinx* (BUT--not so much with the orgies, please--I know, I'm
ruining all your fun picky) between the pairing in question. Failing that, I always have room in my heart for more episode codas, such as Miller's Crossing, Quarantine, or Doppelganger. Edit: Oh oh oh! First time fic is my all time favorite, and I like equally the idea of pining or of being completely oblivious, in any combination.
Things I wouldn't like: I really dislike it if, when Sheppard or McKay end up paired with someone else, the result is moping from the remaining person. That just harshes the squee, so please, leave out the sad and alone undertones. *re: sexual hi-jinx: I don't mind if there's stuff going on behind the scenes, but I am more interested in the emotional and physical impact of characters thrown together unexpectedly, and the more people that get added, the more wide the lens, you know? So, please, focus on the pairing in question, whichever you choose. I'm okay with kink, but pretty much anything I say I wouldn't write well, I probably wouldn't enjoy as much in fic (in the interests of not tl;dr'ing the entry).
What I can do: Humor! Character study! McShep! (I hate smush names but:) McKeller! McWeir! Well, Rodney/anyone, really! I am prepared to write crack if asked, and I can try AU, though I'll be honest and say that I've not published an AU yet (I have one in the works), so that's up in the air. I'm fine with sexy bits, though probably wouldn't push the envelope too far in that regard (I is shy). Edit: I can write het, gen, and slash; somehow that doesn't look like I conveyed it properly at first, sorry! :) I enjoy writing all the principal characters, except the below.
What I can't do: Character & pairing-wise, I don't think I would be able to do justice to writing Sheppard in a het pairing, and I'm not a big fan of Carson in fanfiction. I can't write BDSM or threesomes+, and I'd like to avoid torture, rape, most non-con, extreme kink, or the aftermaths of the aforementioned. Also, no femmeslash.
Pinch hitter?: I don't think I can unless it's a last-minute (post Dec. 10th) pinch, as I have school until that week.