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Things I'd like: Team friendship, action, adventure. Non-schmoopy McShep. Rodney/Jennifer (in character = no mushy stuff). Femmeslash. Slash. Funny! I love funny. Dark is also great. I don't mind having my guts wrenched.

Things I wouldn't like: Character-bashing, PWP. (NC-17 stuff is fine, but I like plot with it. Kink (not my thing to read in this fandom). MPreg. Schmoopy stuff. AU.

What I can do: I'm best with Team Sheppard and keeping it Gen or homosubtexty. I'm really good at writing bad sex. I think I'm funny and I like writing dark comedy. I have no problem writing slash. Original characters. Many kinks/fetishes. Kid!fic. Snark. Character sketches. Minor characters (Chuck!). MPreg. Genderswap. Turned-into-animal. Fluff.

What I can't do: Crossovers, unless you want it to be Whoniverse or House MD. I don't think I have any ability to write Lorne or Sam (and I'm not sure about Carson). I'm no good at all with AUs. Harlequin Romance style stories are right out. I'm terrible at traditional romance. Threesomes+ are a grey area for me. I've never really tried, so I don't want to promise that and have it turn out awful. I also have zero knowledge of SG-1.

Pinch hitter?: Not this year.