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LiveJournal: tzzzz
E-mail:  tzzzztz@gmail.com
Things I'd like: I would like either Sheppard/McKay, Sheppard/Dex Sheppard/Todd, Sheppard/Mitchell, Sheppard/Carter, Sheppard/Vala, OT4 or gen.  I'd love to see a well-written mpreg with pregnant!sex.  Anything hot and shex is also good, preferably with hurt/comfort.  I really like a little shep!whump.  I love a good scifi story, especially things about the Wraith.  Possibly something involving trees or cool aliens.  Some action/adventure, maybe some darkness, definitely a plot.  I also like AUs that change something fundamental about the universe or the events of canon, but still have everyone on Atlantis, but not really complete AUs.  Be clever, write well, run wild.  I mostly just like the idea of someone writing something with me in mind, so maybe brush up against some of my suggestions, but I don't want it to be hard for you.
Things I wouldn't like:  No other hetsex other than that mentioned above, no m/m/m threesomes, no featuring of Beckett, Lorne, Elizabeth or Daniel other than to move the story along in their official capacities.  No vampires, werewolves, zombies, people turning into/being cute animals.  I like sweet, but not fluff or romantic comedies.
What I can do: I can write slash, femslash het, gen, crack, comedy, angst, pwp, drama, etc.
What I can't do: I'd rather not write a PWP.  I cannot write Weir/anyone or people getting turned into cute animals.  I don't write Lorne.
Pinch hitter?: No