once more into the breach

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I can't believe it's that time again.

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Things I Would Like: McKay/Sheppard, teamfic, or Sheppard/Vala (of SG-1, which is technically a crossover, I know, so I'm not holding my breath), slash, gen or het, set in Season Four or Five or after, happy ending. That's the critical stuff. Other things I would like would be time-travel with the whole team on Earth some how; either Sheppard and McKay, or the whole team, or even a larger Atlantis contingent, is marooned on another planet Swiss Family Robinson-style; something playing off either Sheppard's super ATA gene or the effects of the Iratus retrovirus being revisited; something where the team has to go renegade from Atlantis/the SGC/IOA/Earth either for reals or undercover. Or surprise me, those are just examples - I like plotty stories. (Though, obviously, I'd be thrilled if I did get one of those as a story.) Outsider POV is good too, so is pining John, even girl John. First time stories or established relationships both make me happy, lots of sex or fade to black are both fine.
Things I Wouldn't Like: Hardcore BDSM, MPREG, animal transformation, Sheppard/Weir, Sheppard/Lorne, Beckett/anyone, orgies, permanent maiming of primary characters, character-bashing, especially making McKay a cowardly buffoon, drug addiction, kidfic, or anything where a rape is absolved (bearing in mind I consider AMTDI to be rape of both parties and the aliens the real rapists), or really anything where everything resets without consequence to where the story was in the beginning. Endings where the characters are really badly broken and hopeless.
What I can do: Gen, het, slash, humor, horror, drama, angst, adventure, AUs, canon-compliant, SG-1, Terminator: the Sarah Connor Chronicles or NCIS crossovers, OT4, threesomes, genderswitch, Sheppard/McKay, NC-17, AMTDI, WNGWJLEO, deathfic, and a mean plate of spring rolls with sweet and sour sauce.
What I can't do: Sheppard/Weir, Beckett/anyone, Sheppard/Teyla, BDSM, MPREG, Sheppard/Lorne, serious non-con, kidfic, math, PWP, orgies, BSG, Torchwood or Dr. Who crossovers, find the will to do the laundry or stomach mayonnaise.

Pinchhitter: Would all depend on if I'd finished my first story and had enough time. Asking costs nothing.