Stargate Atlantis Secret Santa 2012

LiveJournal: smaragdbird

E-mail: rabenkind @ onlinehome.de

Things I'd like:
Rodney/Lorne with lots of snark
Lorne/Teyla kidfic (maybe an AU where Lorne is Torren's dad and not Kanaan?)
Lorne/Parrish with their team on a mission with lots of banter and hilarious incidents like alien!fauns and alien!nymphs,
Woolsey/Caldwell set in or after season 5,
John/Ronon coda to Outcast or really anything with John's family (or Ronon's fellow Satedans)
Lorne/Ladon Radim (yes, I know, again but there's like two fics about them)
season five John/Radek ,
matchmaking any of those above mentioned pairings by the other characters,
an AU where Michael never discovers he's a Wraith, joins Lorne's team, banters with them and marries Teyla y/y? (Come on, it's for Christmas *puppy eyes*)
Crossover with Stargate Universe,
General pairings I like are: Rodney/Carson; John/Ronon, John/Radek, Lorne/Parrish, Lorne/Teyla, Michael/Teyla, Lorne/Rodney, Lorne/Radek, these could also appear as background parings

Things I wouldn't like:
John/Rodney at all eexcept as friends but I don't want any references or hints that they might be a couple, no non-con, graphic sex or kinks please. Also please don't make Sam Carter a central character and no references to SG1 because I've never seen it

What I can do: I'm mostly writing slash like John/Ronon or Lorne/Parrish but I can do het involving Teyla. My specialty are minor and reoccuring characters like Lorne, Parrish, Stackhouse, Ladon, Heightmeyer, Vega etc. Also rareparirings of all colours: you like Halling/Kavanagh or Lorne/Ladon or John/Radek? I'll write them, any setting is fine adventure, drama, time travel, AUs
Femmesslash is no problem either and I can also write SGU characters

What I can't do:McKay/Sheppard, NC-17 stories, m-preg, John/Elizabeth, Ronon/Radek, SG-1 characters as I have never seen it(that includes Sam Carter)

Pinch hitter?: No, sorry