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I'm so excited about this! :D

I was blessed to get two gorgeously wrenching stories last year, and one mordantly funny one: My original gift fic Know by

enviropony, Folie a Deux by

mad_maudlin, and Wingman also by

enviropony. I was incredibly honoured to have two different writers give me three wonderful stories, and I can't wait to pay it forward for this Christmas. :D

moonlettuce and

alyse, I can't thank you enough for running this again.

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Things I'd like: McShep is completely my first choice, please, though gen with strong friendship would make me happy as well. If you would really prefer writing het than I'd be happy with Teyla/Rodney, as long as there's still the strong McShep friendship. I love me some good H/C! I really can't get enough of those. Drugged!McShep (John or Rodney) is always awesome. Back from the dead/Ascension is very welcome (though no vampires, please!). You can bring the pain and the noise to your preference, but happy endings are a must. As in, amputated limbs restored, memories returned, injuries healed and psyches intact or obviously on the road to becoming so. I love AUs, though if there's a Stargate program in it then the boys need to be part of it or end up part of it, please--one of them not being invited to the party is just too sad. I've always loved Aliens Made Them Do It, as long as the 'it' was what they wanted all along but never admitted.

Plotty stories with adventure and escapes are my favourite, especially when the whole team can be kickass. :D Teyla and Ronon getting to be brilliant is total love. Zelenka and Lorne getting to lend a hand is love too. If you like D/s stories go for it, but please have Rodney as the top. ;->

Things I wouldn't like: No heavy-duty BDSM, please, or heavy kink. NC17 is fine, but I'd really prefer less sex rather than more. Please no character bashing of any character (not even Jennifer or Kolya). No MPreg, rape, dubcon, torture porn or whump fics for the sake of whumping. I'd really prefer stories that don't have the Wraith in them, and if there are SG-1 characters, please, oh please don't have them upstage the SGA cast. And please no 'Trinity'-type stories where the big danger/conflict/problem is Rodney's fault. And if Atlantis is sentient, please don't have him or her prefer John to Rodney. :)

What I can do: I can write whatever I asked for myself, as well as Mpreg, Het, non McShep slash, femslash or gen, though there must be a strong McShep friendship even if they're not 'shipped. Basically I can write anything you want, excepting what I've specified below. I'd rather write happy endings, but if you want a tearjerker I can oblige. :)

What I can't do: No character bashing (Evil!Scientist Rodney and Psychotic!Shep-type AUs are an exception). No heavy BDSM or kink, please. Stories where Rodney's arrogance causes disaster (an honest mistake is okay, though). I'd really rather not write PWPs or stories where there's more sex than plot. No rape or dubcon or Aliens Made Them Do It unless it's what they secretly want anyway.

Pinch hitter?: ~~Maybe? Sorry to be vague, but I won't know my schedule until the Christmas season.~~ On second thought, I wanted to help so let me cowgirl up for you. If you need it, I'll deliver. :)

Thank you!!! :D