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Things I'd like: McShep. Something with one or more of the following: swords, hot pants, a pottery wheel, a magical hamster, a doom machine, a wall made of jello, glitter pens, the song Barbie Girl, deadly yo-yo's, a lemon orchard, line dancing, a fondue party, Ronon in a poofy dress, Teyla as a gunslinger, Rodney as a Vegas headliner, John with a bad fake tan, Woolsey in go-go boots, Radek as a opera singer, a rubber chicken, fake mustaches, bunny slippers,  and a courtship candle. Crossovers with X-Files, Firefly, Star Trek (any series), Highlander, Robin hood, or whatever blows your skirt up. Obviously, I love crack fic but if you manage to fit a jello wall and bunny slippers into an angst fic, you win my all-time awesome award.
Things I wouldn't like: Non-con, rape, partner betrayal, sad endings, death fic, torture, Rodney or John with anyone else, threesomes, moresomes, child abuse.
What I can do: I’m a McShep girl but I have been known to dabble in other pairings now and then. I will happily write het, gen, or slash.
What I can't do: Can’t write porn worth a damn (it’s sad, really). Elizabeth paired with anyone is out. Non-con, rape, partner betrayal, threesomes, moresomes.
Pinch hitter?: Not this time. Sorry.