Heee! You're All I Ever Wanted (But I'm Terrified of You) just came up in sgagenrefinders & I'm so glad it did, because now I get to giggle at vampire!slut!John, who's disgruntled when he realizes he's volunteered to be enslaved for the rest of his natural life... to help with experiments!
"Look, I don't know what you've heard, but I have wives. Blonde ones." "Sure you do," he replied, smirking. "They just went out for a couple of virgins and a pack of cigarettes," Rodney said defensively, crossing his arms over his chest. "They're due back any time now."
Poor vamp!Rodney! :: pets his scary head fondly :: Your new not-completely-defective thrall will make you forget all about the blonde floozies. And possibly your experiments, if you're not careful.... :-D
This is such a lot of fun--thank you for writing & sharing it!
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Date: 2010-03-18 01:04 pm (UTC)"Look, I don't know what you've heard, but I have wives. Blonde ones."
"Sure you do," he replied, smirking.
"They just went out for a couple of virgins and a pack of cigarettes," Rodney said defensively, crossing his arms over his chest. "They're due back any time now."
Poor vamp!Rodney! :: pets his scary head fondly :: Your new not-completely-defective thrall will make you forget all about the blonde floozies. And possibly your experiments, if you're not careful.... :-D
This is such a lot of fun--thank you for writing & sharing it!