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[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

LiveJournal: monanotlisa

E-mail: monanotlisa at ye olde gmaile etc. pp.

Things I'd like: McShep, please. Pining!John rocks my socks. I don't really need Oblivious!Rodney, but I do find him terribly in-character, and canon to boot. ;) First times. Alien civilisations that aren't cookie-cutter or pseudo-exotic. Samantha Carter. Stories making good use of existing female characters, from Cadman over the All-Women Team (Dusty Mehra!) to Amelia. Happy endings springing from angsty stories. John on the bottom and loving it. Less conventional gender roles. Ronon being eminently capable. Humour, from light to dark - dadaist detours optional. Genderswitch (duh). Character-driven tales. The BD part of BDSM with a light touch. Teyla being subtly snarky. Clichés twisted, and twisted good. Characters of Colour with a voice of their own. John and Rodney bantering like whoa.

Things I wouldn't like: Character-bashing (e.g. while I don't ship them at all, I abhor Jennifer/Rodney being mistreated in stories). Deathfic. The SM part of BDSM, or actually any and all severe or prolongued pain. All srs bzns, all the time. Too much action. Too few female characters.

What I can do: Will write femslash (priority) or het this time - slash of the McShep persuasion is fine too if the numbers of wishers don't add up, but I may not write them as well as I totally like to think I used to. As for the femslash, I'm easy - Sam Carter and Laura Cadman work best for me, always, but I'm very interested in Amelia, in Dusty Mehra and aforementioned All-Women-Team. Teyla is always of the good. ♥ Lately, I've even been missing Elizabeth, so yeah, bring her on too. As for the het, none of the big or even big-ish pairings, please - I'm thinking along the lines of Sam/John, John/Larrin, or Rodney/Teyla. AUs with shows I watch and adore: from True Blood over certain House characters *coughThirteen* to Bones, with the Star Trek movie thrown in for good measure. Clichés and all kinks mentioned in Things I'd Like I will do most gleefully.

What I can't do: In addition to the above Things I Wouldn't like? Gen. OT4. 3somes. Dub- or noncon.

Pinch hitter?: Alas, no. As in: no way, sorry. :/

dear budda, i would like a pony and a plastic rocket...

[frith_in_thorns]

LiveJournal:frith_in_thorns

E-mail: kikaylabird at gmail.com

Things I'd like: I like actiony type plots with h/c, but also introspective things where nothing really happens, so I'm quite open on that.  I prefer gen, so focusing on friendships, but am also happy to read any het, John/Rodney, and femslash.  Team stuff is great, and Rodney's my favourite character, so anything focusing on him is automatically great, but not a must, because I like reading about all the characters.  I'm good with most genres, up to and including deathfic.

Things I wouldn't like: Anything above a 15 rating (so T?), explicit sex, bashing of character/pairings, crack, kidfic, very overly romantic stuff, things where people meet their doubles,  Ronon/Keller, anything involving Katie Brown or Cadman.

What I can do: Most gen things, plot-heavy or not, depending on what's wanted.  I'm best at Rodney-centric, but happy to write for anyone, including the non-regular characters, eg Zelenka.  Haven't tried writing slash, but I'm willing to give it a go.  Open to any genres except crack.  Friendship/team fics are good.

What I can't do: Anything on my 'things I wouldn't like' list. No sex.

Pinch hitter?: I'll say yes at the moment, but it's RL dependent.

Wow, this came around again fast...

[the-cephalopod.livejournal.com]

LiveJournal: the_cephalopod

E-mail: the_cephalopod(at)yahoo(dot)com

Things I'd like: McShep please! Plotty, any season, and preferably first-time with some angst, sex, and a happy ending.

Things I wouldn't like: Het, gen, the boys with anyone else (including threesomes & OT4), an unhappy ending, kidfic, mpreg, or a total AU.

What I can't do: Well, I write pretty much what's in 'things I'd like' and don't write what's in 'the things I wouldn't like'. Also, I've never written hardcore BDSM, so I wouldn't want to chance that here, and I wouldn't really want to write a cross-over.

Pinch hitter?: No time, sorry.

jumping onto Santa's sleigh.

[dossier.livejournal.com]

livejournal: dossier

email: dossier1013/gmail/com

What I'd like: McKay/Sheppard, Team, John/Ronon, John/Vala, Sheppard/Mitchell. I do love Au's and pining. Mensa verse adored. Friendship any pairing, major or minor. Gen of any variety, canon or not. Happy ending not required; I don't mind sobbing over the end of a story. Plotty action, or a character study of anyone, make me like them! Humor, angst, I'm good with the whole gamut. Mpreg, kidfic, wingfic, crack. I love fusions of any variety and SG1 crossover is fine as are NCIS (either one), Criminal Minds, Trek, dueSouth. Power play, Hewligans. Mix and match, let your muse run free!

What I wouldn't like: Explicit het, or John/Elizabeth. Humiliation or cheating of any variety. Avoid Koyla, unless you can make him something other than a cardboard bad-guy. Crossovers other than listed, check with me--I might not have the faintest idea. I don't care for stories where everyone is automatically paired off.

What I can't do: explicit sex, any pairing.

What I can do: Gen, team, or any pairing, genre or category, as long as it isn't hardcore explicit. (sensing a theme yet?)

Pinch hitter: probably not, sorry. I'll be agonizing over the one assignment.

Whee!

[penknife.livejournal.com]

LiveJournal: penknife

E-mail: penknifewrites [at] aol [dot] com

Things I'd like: Any of John/Ronon, John/Ronon/Teyla, OT4, John/Radek, Radek/Ronon, or Radek/Lorne. I'd also be happy with friendship fic about any of the above, or about Rodney and Teyla or Rodney and Ronon. I like friends-with-benefits sex, banter, strong feelings that sneak up on people, and happy endings. I'd enjoy hurt/comfort (maybe exploring the fallout from some of the nasty things that happen to the characters in canon), quirky romance, maybe a bit of BDSM (sub!John makes me happy), or straight-up PWP.

Things I wouldn't like: John/Rodney as a side pairing, except as part of the OT4. Character bashing of anybody. Mpreg, complete AUs ("something happened differently" is fine, but not "everybody's a florist"), crackfic in general. "Back on Earth permanently" scenarios. Total denial of the fact that DADT exists. Permanent disability or major character death.

What I can do: Anything I've requested, any gen involving John, Rodney, Ronon, Teyla, Radek, Lorne, and/or Elizabeth. Humor, character study, romance, drama, UST, smut, BDSM, any rating.

What I can't do: Anything on my "things I wouldn't like" list, Carson slashed with anybody, Sheppard/Lorne. Anything requiring much knowledge of SG-1 canon. Epically long plotty adventure is not my strong suit.

Pinch hitter? No

Me too!

[silverraven.livejournal.com]

LiveJournal: silverraven11

E-mail: silverraven11@gmail.com

Things I'd like: John/Rodney, please. If that’s not possible then: OT4, John/Rodney/Ronon, or Rodney/Teyla. This year I would really like an AU, something just a bit unusual. Werewolf!John or Werewolf!Rodney (or both ;-)) would be love. First-time or established relationship. Sex would be nice. Fun and funny, plotty romance, or dark and angsty, it’s all good. Write what genre you like, just happy endings only please.

Things I wouldn't like: Death!fic, genderswap, partner betrayal, any pairing not listed above.

What I can do: John/Rodney. Any rating. AUs, earthside, canon. Fluff, angst, pwp. I could probably write light kink and, if necessary, I can write gen.

What I can't do: Dark!fic, h/c, mpreg, kid!fic, non-con, crack, any pairing besides Mcshep. I’m not great with writing Carter, Keller, or Woolsey.

Pinch hitter?: Sorry, no.

Apparently, I Need My Head Examined

[kriadydragon.livejournal.com]

LiveJournal: kriadydragon
E-mail: storyteller.melissa@gmail.com

Things I'd like: Gen. Sheppard, Sheppard whumped, Sheppard whumped in interesting ways. Lots and lots of H/C. Smart/clever Sheppard. Friendship or team. Action/adventure, angst, or dark. One or all of the team taking care of Sheppard. I would love a story that involves Sheppard traumatized, exhausted and/or ill with maybe a side order of weight-loss (not a must but it would be nice :D). Slave fic, torture fic, illness fic, amnesia fic or the Pegasus Galaxy version of fight club - if it's got Sheppard getting owies with the bonus of at least a little mental whump, then it's my happy place. But I'm not opposed to a bit of fluff, either. Canon(ish) or AU.

Things I wouldn't like: Anyone else whumped worse than Sheppard, gut wounds, concussions, appendicitis, slash, het, mpreg, deathfic, Sheppard portrayed or referred to as an idiot or stupid/made fun of. The focus of the story shifting from John to another character. Anything sexual. I'm okay with humor but not in excess and not at the expense of the other characters.

What I can do: Sheppard centric, team, friendship, AUs, equal-opportunity whump.

What I can't do: Slash, het, R rated and above, sex.

Pinch hitter?: I can pinch hit.

Here we go again .... :D

[flubber2kool.livejournal.com]

LiveJournal - flubber2kool
E-mail - flubber2kool@gmail.com
Things I'd Like - I would like any of the following -Slash Parings - Radek Zelenka/Chuck, Evan Lorne/Radek Zelenka, John Sheppard/Evan Lorne, John Sheppard/Radek Zelenka, Carson Beckett/Radek Zelenka, Carson Beckett/Rodney McKay, Cameron Mitchell/John Sheppard, Cameron Mitchell/Rodney McKay, Daniel Jackson/Carson Beckett, Ronon dex/Teal'c. A threesome or moresome made up of any combination of the above including John Sheppard and Rodney McKay as long as they are not in a relationship at the start of it. A friendship fic with John Sheppard and Rodney McKay. Het relationship fics for Elizabeth Weir/Rodney McKay or Elizabeth Weir/Radek Zelenka. Anything invloving kinks as long as they are totally consentual and do no physical harm. AU's of any kind especially ones where the events of Sunday never happened. Ancient sex toys. Some sex and a bit of a plot ;-) Please Note - I am not expecting all of what I have written but I figured that it might help if I am not so rigid about what I want. (Of course this could give them nightmares for what to pic and I am sorry in advance if it does!)
What I don't want - An unhappy ending, major character death, major whumpage, and relationships and stories with John/Rodney or John/Elizabeth or Dark-fic.
What I can write - Slash pairings (any of the above would be good.) and het stories featuring Elizabeth/Rodney or Elizabeth/Radek but prefer to write slash. Will write John and Rodney as friends (But be warned this can end up as sounding pre-slash!) Will also write sex. Could write small bits of bondage but nothing major. ie tying hands and such like. I have never done a threesome or moresome but if someone really wants it I will have a go.
What I can't write - Cant write hardcore BDSM because I don't know enought about it to make it work well, Don't do voilence for voilence sake, dont do major whumpage or dark fic, dont want to write any story featuring Ronon Dex as a main character. Also don't write characters like Parrish and Gall.
Pinch Hitter? Possibly but would depend on how well my fic is going. Would suggest coming to me as a last restort

Oooh, shiiiiiiny

[djsosm.livejournal.com]

LiveJournal: djsosm

E-mail: djsosm @  yahoo . com

Things I'd like:  McShep, (pre-slash or slash is fine), John coaxing Rodney to let go of control.  Maybe it's control in the lab, maybe control while they're on a mission, maybe control in the bedroom, maybe all or the above or none of the above.... surprise me! H/C is great. Action, adventure, angst, humor, AU, kidfic, earthfic, all good. Pure domestic fluff is great, but no PWP. I mean, sex is fine, but plot also please in that case. Fluff doesn't need plot. Sex does. Um. Yeah. Happy ending!

Things I wouldn't like:   No hardcore BDSM or kinks.   No one calling anyone "sir" or "master" or "good boy." No crawling, kneeling or embarrassment/ humiliation of any kind. No mutilation or major torture. No mpreg, genderswap, femmeslash, threesomes or moresomes or cheating. No underage sex or non-con! No deathfic or darkfic.

What I can do: Gen, preslash. I don't know how I'd be at writing slash, but I'm willing to try if you need someone to. Team, Rodney-centric, John-centric, h/c, humor, angst, friendship, AU, kidfic, earthfic. 

What I can't do: Sex of any kind. Crossovers. Any of the things listed in "Things I wouldn't like."
 
Pinch hitter?: Can't. Sorry.

Sweet!

[ribbon-purple.livejournal.com]

LiveJournal: ribbon_purple
E-mail: ribbonpurple at gmail.com
Things I'd like: McShep or Gen. Something fluffy or funny would be lovely but I'm good with most anything as long as it has a happy ending.  
Things I wouldn't like: No character bashing, rape, non-con, pedophilia, genderbending,bestiality, threesomes/moresomes, partner betrayal, domestic abuse or BDSM.
What I can do: I write McShep and gen fics. Most of what I write is either fluffy, overly romantic, or just plain silly but I can also write very dark and depressing stories if need be. I have no problems with writing deathfic.
What I can't do:  I cannot write Elizabeth or Carson well (believe me, I've tried).  I won't write about the Wraith because I honestly can't do them justice. Porn is completely out - unless you want to laugh a lot. I will not  write anything to do with rape, non-con, pedophilia, bestiality, threesomes/moresomes, partner betrayal, domestic abuse or BDSM. 
Pinch hitter?: I can try.

Wheee!

[theeverdream.livejournal.com]

LiveJournal:  theeverdream
E-mail: diaveborn AT gmail DOT com

Things I'd like:
Lorne is awesome.  Lorne plus Sheppard is also awesome.  (Or crossing either of them with O'Neill or Mitchell or Jackson.  Or, possibly, Jonas Quinn!! McKay / Quinn is okay but otherwise no McKay.)  If you do a crossover, I don't really care about timelines / the plausibility of how they would be able to meet in canon - nice if it works, but not necessary.  In the case of McKay/Quinn, McKay would have to respect Jonas's brain.

The military / dominance thing is something I like to read about, especially bottom!John.  Someone enjoying just letting go with somebody.  I don't like tons of humiliation, but stuff like bondage or whatever can be good!   Dog tags and Sheppard's wristband are nice (just, as long as they stay where they are supposed to be and don't end up wound around something else).  Guns are sexy.  O'Neill in dress blues is very sexy.  Guys rubbing off on each other and possibly later doing more is also sexy. 

I *love* first times!  Unexpected attraction... stress or h/c that leads to something physical.

I like whump (physical).  It can be pretty extreme just as long as it is something that will heal, and possible emotional impact is taken into account.

Things I wouldn't like:
Het. Mpreg. Genderbending / etc.  Kidfic
Anyone using someone as an emotional substitute for someone they have lost / never had.
Threesomes. Unless everybody is on the same page and they are emotional equals, in which case it can be very hot!
More than threesomes.  Rimming/felching.  Injuries that cause permenant damage
Unhappy endings.  (Angst is fine if it is made better, or if the story ends with there being a clear way that it will be better after the fic is over.)  Also, no character death.

What I can do: I do slash and gen.  With the gen, not really teamy stuff but single character analyziation stuff.
I like to be all emotionally introspective and analyze character emotions / motivations / etc.
I can do dark.  AUs, ancient-tech-made-them-evil, nightmare, etc.  I do, however, like happy endings, and some sort of good explanation of why the characters are behaving darkly.  If you don't want a happy ending though that would be fine.
I can do crossovers with SG-1! Although Vala and Cam maybe a little less so.  Definitely I am into Daniel.

What I can't do: I don't do het - in fact, I haven't really written a lot about women characters.
Can't do anything at all from season five.
Although I don't have a problem with writing adult stuff, I don't do detailed sex scenes very well.  Like, I could tell you that such and such happened and that such and such might be very adult, but I'm not sure I could go into details about every little thing that happens within the such and such. 
I won't slash Daniel with anyone while having Daniel at the same time pining away for O'Neill.
Threesomes or more.  Mpreg. Genderbending / etc.  Kidfic. Injuries that cause permenant damage.

Pinch hitter?: No.