naughty boys get coal and a beating

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Things I'd like: Christmas spankings! My universe is a happy place when there is John/Rodney, but I am very happy for them to be in the background of some Lorne/Zelenka, Chuck/random dude, and so on. Yay slash, but not averse to stuff containing 50% or less het/gen.
Things I wouldn't like: Elizabeth bores me dreadfully.
What I can do: Anything! Literally. It's Christmas.
What I can't do: Nope! Whatever.
Pinch hitter?: With the greatest of pleasure.

A fic? Oh joy!

[dare-darcy.livejournal.com]

Livejournal: dare_darcy 
E-mail: Xenoplague@comcast.net
Things I'd like: I kinda like the 'non-traditional' pairings (sort of? Heh.) Rodney/Radek, Rodney/Carson, Rodney/Ronon. :) I <3 my slashey Rodney, but those three are favorite pairings. John/Rodney works too, but I kinda like either of the above three more. The graphic sex stuff is fine, if that's your thing. Implied works just as well. I am an angst bunny. I LOVE angst. And H/C. Is my favorite stuff ever. :) Darker the better, generally... Though I do like happy endings. D/s relationships are good too (especially where Rodney gets to just 'be' for a while. Heh.) I also like the ones where Rodney gets to show his softer side. Either established or first time stuff is fun. :) Kink is lots of fun too. Even non-con works. Any rating, I'm easy.
Things I wouldn't like: I don't much like het or gen. Fluff can be fun, but not too much? Nothing post Sunday/season 3? No made-ups; Canon are a must. :) No fics where they are kids/growing up together/etc.
What I can do: I am very good at slash, but I am best at mostly-main characters (Rodney, John, Ronon, Carson, Radek). Pairings for slash are any combination in that list above. :) I CAN do het, but it's not as good as my slash. I think my female characters are weaker overall, but I am certainly well versed with Elizabeth and Teyla, not so much with Keller. Pairings for Het are therefore Elizabeth or Teyla with anyone above (except Teyla/Radek, because I just can't see it. Sorry.) Dark, angst, sad, D/s,H/c. All good stuff. Kink is doable, though nothing too isoteric.
What I can't do: Het isn't my favorite thing. Femme slash= no, sorry. I just kinda suck. Mpreg is a no. Gen probably not, because I tend to write relationship centric stuff... Weird AUs are out. I kinda suck at making people up, so no OMC or OFC. Sorry. No age changes of characters.
Pinch hitter?: Probably not, no.