I want a present *stomps foot*

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Things I'd like: McKay/Sheppard, McKay/Lorne, or heh, how about McKay/Sheppard/Lorne - Rodney on bottom, angry!sex after a misunderstanding - jealousy, grown men acting like 14 year old girls with lots of pining and cockblocking, humor, first-time, Earthside or off world, I want some hotsexing in there somewhere, rimming, "I was straight until Rodney" John or Lorne is also welcome. If you can throw Quantum Mirror or alternate reality versions of the boys in there I would love it.
Things I wouldn't like: I like pretty much anything except heavy pain and I don't want an angsty ending - Christmas means happy!time all around
What I can do: humor, PWP, pure smut - happy!fic I will slash Rodney with anyone except a Wraith and Kavanagh, but I won't write John without Rodney being in the mix somewhere, I don't mind writing het but it's not my forte - but again I will write het Rodney but not het John unless it's a threesome and Rodney's in there somewhere
What I can't do: I can't write death fic or unhappy endings. I mean I can but I prefer not to around Christmas time.
Pinch hitter?: I'll need a little notice, but I'm willing to give it a go.