ext_123394 ([identity profile] squeakyoflight.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sga_santa2011-09-23 11:31 pm

Swept up in the Christmas Spirt

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What I would like: I am a HUGE Lorne fan, so a story with him as the main character would totally float my Christmas boat. I really would like an angsty H/c first-time fic, and I love tropes like amnesiatic slave fic (if you're looking for a prompt) but it's not required if you have a plot bunnie for another angsty, H/c, first time fic instead.

My favourite Lorne is the uber-responsible parental type who will do anything for his family - real, adopted, or Atlantian. I love both het and slash stories with Lorne, and my OTPs are Lorne/Emmagan, Lorne/Keller, or Lorne/Heightmeyer or Lorne/Mitchell or Lorne/Campbell. However, I am open to Lorne/McKay and Lorne/any other guy (like Sheppard, Parrish or even Kavanaugh) as long as it makes sense.

AUs and SG1 x-overs are awesome. (I think Lorne/Quinn would be very cool).

I really like my male characters to sound like men -- no matter whom they love. (No chanelling 14-yr-old girls please!)

What I wouldn't like: Lorne slashed with Beckett or Zelenka. They are great characters, but I just don't feel for the pairing. I do not like dub or non-con or PWP or really heavy-duty sex-scenes (you know, the ones that go on and on and on...) Because I'm hoping for a first time fic, I can't imaging Lorne and his girl or boyfriend pulling out the whips and chains either...

I don't like it when the hurt part of the H/c involves injury or illness that isn't medically accurate. It doesn't have to be super-detailed, just make physical sense. I've read too many fics where the person's 'high' fever is barely above normal body temperature, for example. And please don't make the injury/illness permanent.

I hate first or second-person POV fics. Just saying.

What I can write: Just about anything, including rare pairings and femslash as long as it includes a romantic relationship. Naturally I write a good Lorne, but I can write most of the other characters too. I'm pretty open :). I'm great with the whump and H/c too, and I'll always give you a happy ending.

What I can't write: Gen! People always fall in love in my fics. I can't pair Beckett up with anyone, and Zelenka can only date Weir, so I can't really slash him either. I'd rather not do a kink fic because I prefer plot over porn. I don't watch tv so there are very few x-overs I can do, but Torchwood and SG1 are definitely two of them. I might be able to fake Hawaii 5-O and Sanctuary.  I don't think I can write bug!John either.

Pinch Hitter? : No, sorry! This will be my only kick at the can.

[personal profile] hoktauri 2011-09-25 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
LORNE/QUINN OMG OMG OMG. Someone please write that. Or I will have to.

[personal profile] hoktauri 2011-09-26 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
If you've lost hearing capacity, it is because I squealed so loudly just now that I damaged your eardrums.

[personal profile] hoktauri 2011-09-27 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO. You and [livejournal.com profile] campylobacter are going to be the death of me this year. I've already made plans for a Lorne/Quinn fic and a crack-tacular Rabbi Kavanagh fic. *sigh* SGA, why can't I quit you? (Don't answer that.)

[personal profile] hoktauri 2011-09-28 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
*squee*!!! I would heart a Jonas/Evan fic. Even if we don't get paired up, it's not like there's an "only one gift by the Menorrah" rule! ;-) I'm fully capable of ignoring sch--, er, keeping up with school and writing loads of fic at the same time!

P.S. Rabbi Kavanagh is the Hebrew who just don't quit...making me laugh when I should be SLEEPING.

[personal profile] hoktauri 2011-09-29 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
I know, they are so demanding. And *squeeeee* Jonas/Evan fic, so adorable, those two!!

I've got a completely different spin going on the Rabbi Kav fic that I'm plotting as well. But there's always room for diversity! :-)