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Things I'd like:)  I am a total Lorne girl, and a sucker for hurt/comfort, so that's my biggest wish. I love illness as well as injury fics, so if you prefer fevers to broken bones, that's fine.  I'd love a really plotty fic where all seems lost - but then ends up happy and everyone healthy at the finish. :) I really love Lorne/Teyla, but if slash is your thing, then I can totally go for Lorne/Mitchell or Lorne/Parrish -- but *only* if Parrish is Competent! and Kick-ass! You know, less puppy dog and more friendly wolf.  I also am very happy with Lorne/OMC as long as the OMC is well-rounded. I love AUs and cross-overs of the shows I know (Torchwood, SG1, Sanctuary and that's pretty much it). I don't watch TV so I know very few shows, but if you have one in mind and sell me on the characters, I'm happy! I like team!fic about Lorne's team (whomever you want them to be,) and I like really good Gen fic with the H/c and the great, supportive, loyal and solid friendships. I like all the main characters and a *lot* of the minor ones (with the Chuck!nician being my fav,) so feel free to throw in other characters or make it a rare pairing (het or slash) with Lorne as well. As long as Lorne is the main character and it's got H/c, I'm happy. 

Things I'd hate:( Lorne slashed with Zelenka or Beckett. They are great characters, but I have no feeling what-so-ever for that pairing, and in fact, they kind of squick me. I don't like PWP because I really like plotty fics. And while I *love* H/c I don't like torture p0rn or non-con or permanent disability.  Hard core BDSM is not my thing, nor are three- or moresomes. I don't like character-bashing, but not everyone needs to be wonderful, just realistic. While I like crack and fluff, I prefer plotty stories. Dark!fic and Death!fic are not wanted for Christmas, although Angst!fic with a happy ending is totally fine.

Things I can do! I'm pretty cool with almost anything, including light BDSM and mpreg. I love Lorne and I'll pair him with almost anyone (I paired him with Kavanaugh last year for SGA Secret Santa!) but I'll write femslash or rare pairings or het if preferred. As I said above, I love AUs and would be happy to write cross-overs with the shows I know (also see above). I'll write almost all slash pairings as well, if it turns your crank, and I'm very happy to write rare pairing and use minor characters. I am good with dark!fic, apoco!fic and really harsh H/c if that's what you would like. I like plotty and tend to write long as well.

Things I can't do! No Zelenka or Beckett pairings. Just can't. Sorry! No death!fic unless it's an OC or a very minor character who buys it. I don't want to write PWP, three- or moresomes or heavy BDSM or hard-core kink. I don't like AMTDI or DADT-based fics, and I won't have time for tons of research so an AU set somewhere in the real world where I have to learn about being a chef or a detective or a horse-trainer to make the fic work will not work for me! Other than that? I'm pretty open. :)

Pinch hit? Unfortunately no. 

Thanks so much mods! Yeah Secret Santa!!!