This whole "pretend to be in a relationship" setting is very nice! I love how much Rodney is complaining while getting (half)-hard at the same time. *g*
And I think Rodney is totally right when he says, "I couldn't figure it out at first because your idea of courting is that of a grade-schooler's but it's clear enough now. You like me."
But at least Sheppard finally took matters in his hands - that's more than Rodney did. *lol*