This is... awesome seems like such an inadequate word, perfect and wonderful! This is my favorite kind of AU where everyone is completely in character.

I really loved the humor you brought to this and the John/Rodney snark. I laughed from the beginning with the thought of Rodney as a talk show host. Then when John appeared as the traffic guy - I was rolling on the floor. The snark between them and the instant connection was perfect. I loved the reveal that John knew who Rodney was and set up the whole thing for Rodney.

I wish I was better at writing reviews because this one deserves so much more than this. Just know that I love this story, I will be coming back to read it again and again!

*happy sigh*

Thank you, Santa, whoever you are. This is just amazing!