I have an over-sensitive embarrassment squick, so parts of this were a little difficult to get through for me, but over all the story was so cute that I didn't really mind. I love your take on Woolsey, and on Zelenka, and the way the real Sheppard really didn't conform to Woolsey's fantasy of him.

"Ah." Zelenka licked his lips, a clear gesture of nervousness Richard had read about in How To Win Friends And Influence People. "It may not be so nefarious. I have a theory."

Seriously, your Woolsey is *fantastic*.