ext_2928 ([identity profile] auburnnothenna.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sga_santa 2009-10-17 02:31 am (UTC)

They love to nibble on the toes of vegetarian virgins of course, but have been known to attack and rip out the vocal cords of annoying teenagers with their cellphones superglued to their ears. They always barf up the phones, though.

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