I am grinning like a loon. It's so RODNEY - he'd want to be the best, no matter what he was. It's snarky, it's meta, it's fantastic.

"That's not the point! I was great! I was adored! I was the whistle of the teapot world. I was the best goddamned little teapot in the history of teapots, and everyone loved me!"

OMG, that's our Favorite Canadian right down to the dregs.