Hee! This was cute :D Ancient technology never does what you expect it to do. I really liked Woolsey's pacing. Ronon's comment about vegetarian Wraith, Rodney missing his cock and John complaining that his body feels old (I hope he won't tell Jack about that...). I wonder where Jack and Sam ended up and what they will say when (if) they find out what happened.

A very nice Christmas gift, thank you!