Oh, Santa! Apparently you don't care that I'm Jewish, and never got a chance to sit in your lap and tell you what I wished for, because you brought me a wonderful writer, and an inventive, charming, truly delightful story.

Seriously, writer-to-be-praised-by-name-later, I love my story. I love the section headings, I love how clearly these are our characters, despite the AU. I wasn't expecting anything this cool (though I knew I'd love whatever I got). Thank you so much!