don't get me wrong - I love the outsider-Zelenka POV of the attack and the subtle Lorne/Zelenka, and most of all I love Zelenka as a chef who is generally overwhelmed by Crazy McKay but who is still brilliant.

BUT.

I really, desperately want the story where Rodney the Chef and John the Passenger fight off terrorists because that is my deep true love and clearly their tale is awesome too.