The expression on Rodney's face takes no special powers to read: it says you're-a-moron loud and clear. "So can I. It's called a lever. You might have heard of it." Then he pushes his way onto the bed and lies down next to John, pressing his face into John's neck.

Oh my God I love them SO MUCH.

This is fabulous. What a wonderful post-Conversion story. There's so much to love here, I can't possibly quote it all. Yay!