I wanted it to end on a good note, except... well, John and Rodney are kind of spazzy, and really, it's more realistic that their first make-out session ends with this kind of shenaniganry than that it ends in suave monkey-love or whatever. I mean, honestly? They're such *boys,* at the very least one of them would make the "is that your thigh holster or are you just happy to see me" joke and the other one would try to hit him. So at least this way all the injuries are accidental.