E-mail:hyperfocused @ aol.com
Things I'd like:slash, McKay/Sheppard is my usual, but I'm open to others and even threesomes, or OT4/team love. science, humor, h/c, affection without being ooc,AU, crossovers and fusions (I'm open to all sorts of fandoms but don't know anime type at all), playful kink (where they're just having fun, but it's not a lifestyle) well-fleshed slices of life; outsider POVs; stories written at least partially in other forms, such as letters (but please not entirely in netspeak, or other teen lingo). Rimming is Love. Jewish content would be loved like matzo ball soup. Humor, realistic expression of emotion (i.e don't turn them into 13 year old girls), smut (not a necessity, but always a treat),
Things I wouldn't like:mpreg (though kidfic and Atlantis-Alien Tech produced families are okay), graphic het, torture, embarrassment we're supposed to find funny (I have an embarrassment squick as long as a lunchroom line full of Junior High "Mean Girls"), angst based on soap opera style misunderstandings,out of character behavior (don't turn them into 13 year old girls unless it's an AU where they actually are 13 year old girls.). My heart broken in a way that can't be mended. If I find myself at the end of the story saying “John (or Rodney), you idiot” and feeling sad, that will not be good. scat/golden showers, seriously damaging kink, , any-two-guys smut (smut is fine, but I want to see recognizable characterization); partner betrayal
What I can do:slash of any rating. I've mostly done McKay/Sheppard, and one McKay/Sheppard/Dex but would write the rest of the main gang. OT4, team or character based gen. crossovers/fusions with non-anime fandoms, depending on the fandom, utilizing pop culture/musical references common to people from John and Rodney's (and mine) generation, crack. Better with character study than deep plot. Strengths in humor, description. I'm a poet, as well, though that seems less than useful here.
What I can't do:graphic het (and honestly, I'd rather not do a het pairing as the main one), fic that needs detailed math knowledge (my barely passing high school algebra 20 plus years ago won't help here); ditto for detailed sports knowledge; I’m probably not your go-to-girl for epic military plottiness. kink as lifestyle, bdsm (Holy Crap, "Fifty Shades of McKay" would be painful for me to write.) I'm probably not the best choice for plotty fic based on non-recurring characters.
Pinch hitter?: Possibly